Is this the end for HL, Elmod, & Tamiya Full option

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Re: Is this the end for HL, Elmod, & Tamiya Full option

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No!  Your professional microwave operator built the AMIR 9000 one ton microwaving robot for the simple reason that toasters cannot toast like microwaves can microwave.  Now that the AMIR 9000 one ton microwaving robot is so much smaller, he can only microwave peanuts and peanuts are not good for making slugs out of.  This makes your professional microwave operator very unhappy.  He needs to get the AMIR 9000 one ton microwaving robot back to full size and fast before the AMIR 9000 one ton microwaving robot gets microwaved itself which could only spell the end of the world as we know it!!
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Much to the chagrin of Comrade Tutin, affectionately known to his intimates (whose numbers are legion..in the Biblical sense) as Tuti Fruti, the truth has been outed, in that this was not a dream, but a diabolical plot by none other than the grandson of Vladimir Illyich, sharing the same last name, only John's name has been Anglocised to Lennon from the original Lenin, to continue the conquest of the known world in the name of the Red Banner. Egads!! And Thatcherina is both  his mother and his grandmother..which confirms some of the rumors about old Vlad and his late night practices.
In the peace and calm of Paul-Klutz's gentle farming commune on the Mali-Finnish desert border, where Paul-Klutz has been patiently trying to grow a rare Honduran chili pepper adapted to the unique desert climate of the Mali-Finnish border area, the dark clouds gathering ominously from the East now cover the sky. Klutz, not suffering from a vodka deprivation, but a Massandra Wine derth (said wine fueled not only Paul-Klutz, but also his exo-skeleton and the two desert vehicles) has not despared!! He still has, as a momento of his past great exploits, one left over 50kg anti-tank mine. In the rebuilt pig farm cess pit, carefully reconstructed from cloudy memories of times past, patiently he waits for......"Plow my" Thatcherina and her surviving sons Mark and Harvel! Intelligence has been gathered and passed to Paul-Klutz that Thatcherina, far from being contrite of her marital infidelities, is in fact suffering from a massive ingestion of cabbage and navy beans, which has destroyed her planned stealth approach to Paul-Klutz's position, and has given her  a general bad disposition that bodes no good for Paul-Klutz!
Will Paul-Klutz survive the rematch in the cess pit? Will the 50kg anti-tank mine function as designed after all these years? What was the designed function?? What happened to the pith helmet? Does our hero have a gas mask? Who cares?
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But it looks so much like the AMIR 9000 one ton microwaving robot!!  I bet it you opened his chest there would be a mini Kenmore microwave in there!
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Guys, I have been in absolute stitches reading this thread. Thank you for the laughs ImageImageImage

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Your welcome Alison, I'm pleased you thought it was funny. The inventor/ video producer Prallplatte, he must take the credit.

Amazing models. and videos  8) 8) 8) 8)
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sevoblast wrote: Much to the chagrin of Comrade Tutin, affectionately known to his intimates (whose numbers are legion..in the Biblical sense) as Tuti Fruti, the truth has been outed, in that this was not a dream, but a diabolical plot by none other than the grandson of Vladimir Illyich, sharing the same last name, only John's name has been Anglocised to Lennon from the original Lenin, to continue the conquest of the known world in the name of the Red Banner. Egads!! And Thatcherina is both  his mother and his grandmother..which confirms some of the rumors about old Vlad and his late night practices.
In the peace and calm of Paul-Klutz's gentle farming commune on the Mali-Finnish desert border, where Paul-Klutz has been patiently trying to grow a rare Honduran chili pepper adapted to the unique desert climate of the Mali-Finnish border area, the dark clouds gathering ominously from the East now cover the sky. Klutz, not suffering from a vodka deprivation, but a Massandra Wine derth (said wine fueled not only Paul-Klutz, but also his exo-skeleton and the two desert vehicles) has not despared!! He still has, as a momento of his past great exploits, one left over 50kg anti-tank mine. In the rebuilt pig farm cess pit, carefully reconstructed from cloudy memories of times past, patiently he waits for......"Plow my" Thatcherina and her surviving sons Mark and Harvel! Intelligence has been gathered and passed to Paul-Klutz that Thatcherina, far from being contrite of her marital infidelities, is in fact suffering from a massive ingestion of cabbage and navy beans, which has destroyed her planned stealth approach to Paul-Klutz's position, and has given her  a general bad disposition that bodes no good for Paul-Klutz!
Will Paul-Klutz survive the rematch in the cess pit? Will the 50kg anti-tank mine function as designed after all these years? What was the designed function?? What happened to the pith helmet? Does our hero have a gas mask? Who cares?
Sevoblast, I am not worthy and cannot compete with your Hg wellian shakesperian prose. In plain English,  Imagination. LOL.

Me thinks I need some vodka induced Crimean air to improve mine.

And what of Sgt Paul - Klutz  " He will be back"
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Glad we could give you tankers a grin or two. There is a  Japanese Medieval saying that if you can get a few moments of joy from this vale of tears called life, you are doing better than most. Hopefully Steiner and I have done that for you, with the able assistance of Prallplatte.
Tribal, if you look behind the right knee of Paul-Klutz's exoskeleton, you will see, in micro-engravure, the Kenmore logo and the complete operators manual and warranty statement with disclaimers, roughly the size of an Albanian Post stamp. Of note in the disclaimers section is a subparagraph specifically mentioning the French manufactured 50kg anti-tank mine and a rather interesting discussion of the delicateness of the ignition device. Also of note is the full text of the manufacturers recall for same, mentioning a slight mistake during the final painting and printing process, to wit, the instructions "this side towards enemy" and "this side towards you" seem to have been inadvertantly reversed. The bakery/sewer pipe cleaning company of manufacture has issued an apology for the mistake.
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Damn!  I always did wonder what that was!  I wonder which will be worse off if that thing explodes!  My guess is it won't be the AMIR 9000 one ton microwaving robot hehe :D
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The Terror is back again. My brandnew Pink Panthers on a new run to destroy Red Thatcherina

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Great stuff! Do you have a discounted source for boilers and engines?? I have wanted to build a live steam sloop or topsail schooner for years, but steam mechanicals fairly cost prohibititive...


PS: there was recently on the TV a 30 minute nationally broadcast of 'Steampunk' designs...just fantastic stuff
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