Is this the end for HL, Elmod, & Tamiya Full option

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Could this be the way forward for the Future of RC Tanking ?  At last, some good use put to a HL Tiger 

Enjoy 

RC Live Steam Tank

[sevoblast]

That is the final version of the drivers training tank from Schwarzkopf, using a slightly worn out Tiger 1 chassis and two of the three cylinders from a DR42 heavy freight loco that bogged down in a field and had to be abandoned. The robot is actually the super secret Porsche-St Pauli exoskeleton developement for Sgt Paul-Klutz Piklesnatcher, whose bravery at knacking Sov armor while on his way to earning his RK was not matched by his skill, in that he occaisionally lost an appendage or two in the attempt. After his famous attempt to knock out the only JS 16 Superheavy Antinazi We Built It Because We Could Sov Tanque weighing a svelte 116 tons, in which the tanque was covered with the contents of the pig lot cess pit when Piklesnatcher's 50 kilo magnet mine had a premature detonation in his chosen hiding place, all they could find of Piklesnatcher was a finger nail clipping and one ear hair. However, this was enough for the scientists to put in the exoskeleton for a brain, and the rest is history.
Interestingly, when Piklesnatcher was taken to Schniklgruber to receive his RK, they had to rivet the medal to his  chest. Piklesnatcher disappeared in the confusion of the war's end, but rumors still abound that he has been sighted from time to time working as an ostrich feather salesman in Argentina, as a waiter in La Alternativa Lifastyla Casa in Spain, as the prima ballerina in the Melinkiya Ballet in Moskau, and the latest is he is Hillary Clinton's hair stylist and clothier.

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That is the final version of the drivers training tank from Schwarzkopf, using a slightly worn out Tiger 1 chassis and two of the three cylinders from a DR42 heavy freight loco that bogged down in a field and had to be abandoned. The robot is actually the super secret Porsche-St Pauli exoskeleton developement for Sgt Paul-Klutz Piklesnatcher, whose bravery at knacking Sov armor while on his way to earning his RK was not matched by his skill, in that he occaisionally lost an appendage or two in the attempt. After his famous attempt to knock out the only JS 16 Superheavy Antinazi We Built It Because We Could Sov Tanque weighing a svelte 116 tons, in which the tanque was covered with the contents of the pig lot cess pit when Piklesnatcher's 50 kilo magnet mine had a premature detonation in his chosen hiding place, all they could find of Piklesnatcher was a finger nail clipping and one ear hair. However, this was enough for the scientists to put in the exoskeleton for a brain, and the rest is history.
Interestingly, when Piklesnatcher was taken to Schniklgruber to receive his RK, they had to rivet the medal to his  chest. Piklesnatcher disappeared in the confusion of the war's end, but rumors still abound that he has been sighted from time to time working as an ostrich feather salesman in Argentina, as a waiter in La Alternativa Lifastyla Casa in Spain, as the prima ballerina in the Melinkiya Ballet in Moskau, and the latest is he is Hillary Clinton's hair stylist and clothier.

Your quite correct in your historic account. Sgt Paul - Klutz Piklesnatcher was seconded to the then fledgling Skynet computer bureau, circa 1984. Skynet fought a losing war against the humans who built it. Skynet sent Sgt Paul - Klutz Piklesnatcher  ( Arnie, to you and me ) back in time to destroy the mother of the leader of the resistance  Thatcherina.  However, not in this present form, as in the video, but in human guise. The saga continues.

[sevoblast]

So that's what happened to old  "Plow my" Thatcherina. I remember her well. We was all sitting in pub one evening, and in she waddles smoking a Cuban, picks up one of the waiters by the neck with one hand and mentions she had a desire for a pint or ten. What a night that was. She must have smoked half a dozen Cubans that night, drained two kegs, and still managed to stand upright at 02 after tripping the light fantastic for hours. Young "Speckle Spats" Langschwanze offered to walk her home for her own safety, and she accepted. Last we saw of them she was igniting yet another Cuban and dragging Speckle Spats out the door. Never saw either one of them again. All we ever found was one of Speckle Spats' distinctive vertically striped pink and black  socks, a half smoked Cuban, a couple of downed trees, 3 Perry Como records, and a large scorch mark in the middle of the park.

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So that's what happened to old  "Plow my" Thatcherina. I remember her well. We was all sitting in pub one evening, and in she waddles smoking a Cuban, picks up one of the waiters by the neck with one hand and mentions she had a desire for a pint or ten. What a night that was. She must have smoked half a dozen Cubans that night, drained two kegs, and still managed to stand upright at 02 after tripping the light fantastic for hours. Young "Speckle Spats" Langschwanze offered to walk her home for her own safety, and she accepted. Last we saw of them she was igniting yet another Cuban and dragging Speckle Spats out the door. Never saw either one of them again. All we ever found was one of Speckle Spats' distinctive vertically striped pink and black  socks, a half smoked Cuban, a couple of downed trees, 3 Perry Como records, and a large scorch mark in the middle of the park.

If Sgt Paul - Klutz Piklesnatcher was looking to terminate her and her son Markerina, no wonder she was getting the pints and Cubans into her. The Large scorch marks, Well that was the end of Sgt Paul - Klutz Piklesnatcher, as we know him. But as he said and I quote, I will be back, but as an advanced model. Probably with a steam powered turret.

Sevoblast, you do realize, we are going to get our selves sectioned.   LOL.

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[sevoblast]

Well, the end of Piklesnatcher was to be expected. After all, they never did get all the pig efluviant out of the JS 16, which irritated the Politiboro no end. As for the Cubans, don't know what the pub did with the bones.....oh, you thought I was talking about Cuban cigars? Now that you mention it, I don't think I ever saw Thatcherina smoke a cigar..
Which begs the question, who will be the new fashion maven for Klinton, and by default the wife of our pres, who was going to show Russia what real fashion was last week in her $500 sneakers. She was greeted with a somewhat large yawn.
Did you mean sectioned or sanctioned? I've been tossed out of some pretty good pubs in my time. Famous last words:
"Hold me beer and watch this.." However, if any lad  or lass wants to section me, it may well lead to an argument as to who does what with which and  to whom.
Ummm..."son" Markerina??
News flash!! Piklesnatcher has been spotted this evening! This week is Black Sea Flot Week here, and Paul-Klutz was definately seen and photoed leading the parade!! HE LIVES!!! If you can call a nail clipping and an ear hair living...

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Yes, Markerina was lost in the  Sahara desert attempting to avoid Piklesnatcher. He was last seen  near the Mali-Algerian border. It is said Piklesnatcher was commanding the new Siberian Steam Tiger IV. However, Piklesnatcher ( Arnie to you and me ) progress was slowed due to the lack of water in this theater of operations and water could only be taken on at limited RV Oasis points. What compounded Piklesnatchers attempt to complete the termination of Markerina was the failure of the steam tigers IV DR42 steam cylinders due to sand ingestion. A priority data link message was forwarded to the HL resarch and development team in Shanghai for a replacement cylinder. On receiving the message HL stated that this technology was way beyond and ahead of their present capability. The present update is that the HL RD Team have redirected the message to the Northern fleet at Severomorsk . It is said that comrad Tutin is to personally airdrop the cylinder to Piklesnatcher . It is said that Tutin conceived Piklesnatcher in his own image and there is nothing  he would not do for his bionic son.

Queen - I'm Going Slightly Mad

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Sevoblast,

There is a knock at my door, I can see men in white coats and Piklesnatcher is with them. Good bye my friend as this story is now Terminated. Have a few of the Crimea's finest Vodkas for me 

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Don't know what you guys have been smoking------but sure wish I had some--------------

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ABSOLUTELY MADE MY DAY,I laughed so hard the kids thought I WAS GOING NUTZ. So this is how EDWARD FURLONG got his start,driving the plow.get-it FURLONG.tO FUNNY GUY'S JUST WHAT I NEEDED AFTER TIGER DEATH IN SHIPPING.Thanks alot You really brightened my bummed out day,without lighting a pipe,ha ha