King Of The Hill

[vonrundstedt]

I send my 1year old daughter up with iggle piggle, upsy daisy and the ninky nonk who send your daughter and peepa pig to sleep (it works on me lol) handing the hill back to me.

[fv432]

my 3yr old is a light sleeper realizes the deception and launches her WMD (tubbie toast) at iggle piggle and upsey daisey who are destroyed and fires depleted uranium rounds at the ninky nonk which drops like the blackhawk in blackhawkdown thus destroying all hopes of relieving her of  her hill (mine really )

and peace and prosperity return to peppa pig hill 105 once the U.N. weapons inspectors have been bribed with copius amounts of tubby custard

and the remanants of her WMDs have been succesfully hidden in her vest 

[tiger205]

Ok.... time for some rather dirty tactics now I think... 


I stand at the bottom of the hill holding Rob's tiger build and tell his little girl Daddy said she could paint it for him. She then rushes down the hill leaving it unoccupied (cos Rob is haring down after her, of course ) leaving me to let the The Aery Scary Monster, as she is known here aka Aeryn, take the hill back for her mummy again 

[vonrundstedt]

The NSPCC has been tipped off that some of us have been using our children to wage war, we're all bang up for 5 yrs hard labour......luckily ive got a tip top layer who gets me out on medical grounds and i reclaim the hill

[fv432]

I am el-presidenty and your lawyer is my brother in law swat teams sent to get you and your banged up again my prison cell is the ritz so i get chauffeur driven back to my hill ta much

[vonrundstedt]

I bust out and start a secret resistance to topple your dictatorship . Fearing for your life , you flee to south America where you set up a shop selling half smoked cigars you have found on the floor and those little men and cars made from old coke cans :-[. Mean while, me and my resistance fighters settle down on top of the hill, waiting for any body else who dares have a go.

[BREL]

I use a stinger to puncture the tyres on your chauffeur driven limo, preventing you from reaching the hill
my hill

[vonrundstedt]

EH UP!!!! Are we both on the hill ? THEN Sir.....I call for pistals at dawn!

[tiger205]

Baggsy I referee. Then when you've shot each other I can have the hill back

[vonrundstedt]

Unfortunatly, you got in the way during my first shot, the red hot musket ball goes straight through you, killing you dead(sorry ) and then kills Brel(we were all standing quite close) im still king