King Of The Hill

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vonrundstedt
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Re: King Of The Hill

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Tell you what, ill replace Ellie with Lala & Po, hows that ;D ;D ;D
"He knows every thing about nothing, and not so much about that, if you know somebody who knows what he knows, then you must know....someone quite thick!
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The teletubbies die in a hail of lead in the style of "Full Metal Jacket"

'but Ex Pat, how can you kill Teletubbies...?'

'Easy, you just don't lead 'em as much!' ;D ;D ;D
*Ahem*
Anyway, who's hill?
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I find a "JELLY DOUGHNUT" in your foot locker in a Full Metal Jacket style, you get busted by your drill Sgt and made to run tha assault coarse over and over again......."SIR, MY HILL SIR!!"
"He knows every thing about nothing, and not so much about that, if you know somebody who knows what he knows, then you must know....someone quite thick!
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In the full metal jacket style a VK sniper has taken up postion on the opposite hill and she is firing at you, (she has left her glasses and is as blind as a bat!) You take cover and realise that Oz should be adding another installment to his AB thread you rush down the hill in eager anticipation!

                      This hill is mine! ;D
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Again, in the full metal jacket style, Animal Mother lets rip at your sniper with his  M-60, anialating her. With no more covering fire on the hill, you retreat. The hills back in my hands.
"He knows every thing about nothing, and not so much about that, if you know somebody who knows what he knows, then you must know....someone quite thick!
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Hi VR

      You have used your mother in law and your three children against me!

So there for I call the god father and he makes you an offer you can't refuse!

You leave the hill smiling with a new "tamy tiger" in your hands

This hill is mine!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D
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the horses head in your beds scares the bejesus out of you and your godfather, you all run away screaming, I quietly walk up the hill and claim it, the hill is mine
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I send the headless horse up the hill after you to get his own back on you for being so horrible to him. You are last seen disappearing over the horizon being chased by a headless horse demanding some answers from you  ;D

My hill... for now ;)
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I send the headless horse man  from sleepy hollow up the hill :o. As he approaches, swinging his broad sword >:(, you flee in terror, :'( leaving the hill for me.

My hill ;D
"He knows every thing about nothing, and not so much about that, if you know somebody who knows what he knows, then you must know....someone quite thick!
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Re: King Of The Hill

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i tell my ex-wife that there is something up the hill that does not concern her so it goes rushing up in a wobbling fit of bad language and horrible noxious bo fumes leaving the hill uninhabitable for around 100 years or so to anyone other than me as i have developed an immunity to this particular strain of toxic waste leaving it as my hill  ;D ;D ;D
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