Well, you could have knocked me down with a feather

How on earth have the relevant local authorities allowed this to happen? They're not in San Francisco parks are they?

Hmmm.., the third one reminds me of an ice cream that was popular in the seventies..and I suddenly have a craving for heart-stopping, ersatz creamy, sugary things.. Who'd imagine such a thing from a Sherman tanK?
As you say, so sagely, You never know with Shermans!
"Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please"- Mark Twain.