With Christmas and Covid (Omicron, or, is it Omigod!) approaching, one which is generally stressful, and the other- sadly- fatal for many, it's good to boost the immune system with a timely chuckle.
This story from Wales, is scarcely credible; but I thought I'd put a link to it as it involves a WW2 six-pounder anti-tank shell, discovered in some hapless guy's nether end!
How on Earth can you 'fall' on a six-pounder and end up using it-effectively- as a suppository?

How often, I wonder, did this happen in tanks during the War?
https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/uk-n ... r-22354925
"Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please"- Mark Twain.