Page Four(Plus a bit of Three):
Bauabschnitt Polystyrolwanne
"Section polystyrene tub" Continued, Yet Again

"Anyone care to guess which idiot among us forgot to take pictures of the next few(albeit almost identical) steps? Who was it?"

"Ooh! Ooh! I know! I know! Pick me!"

"Yes, the spastic in the back row, go ahead."

"It was ME! Wait...Crap :-[ "
Vorbereiten der Frontplatten
"Prepare the front plates"
You heard the man, prepare them! Anyways we take the two pieces to will become the front plates and clean them up. Big one on bottom small one on top as if dryfitting them to the hull sides wouldn't tell us this. And we shave the top and bottom edges of the plates to about 30 degrees so they smoothly fit together without large gaps at the joints.
Pro Tip: Make sure cats don't attack your leg while you're grinding down an edge with a dremel or you'll have to fill in a gap created by accidentally plunging the grinder into the plate.
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auf Deckungsgleichheit achten!
"to congruence pay attention!"
I think they're breeding now. I swear - if I see face huggers, I'm outta here screaming like a little girl.
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Innenkanten nachkleben
"Inner edges after-stick"
I'm not even going to pretend to know what this means.
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Einsetzen der Querwand 01
"Begin the transverse wall 01"
Ah this makes a little sense. Remember that #1 hull wall reinforcement that we ignored earlier? Well I didn't either but now we install it in its slot. Any ideas where it goes? No you silly, it doesn't go on the outside bottom! It goes into the slot in the front like the others did.
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Vorbereiten der Frontverstärkung
"Prepare the front reinforcement"
Geez if only the Military had this many reinforcements.
So we have vaguely triangle shaped pieces that look exactly like the shape of the front of our hull sides, I wonder where they go, hmmm...
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Einkleben der Frontverstärkung
"Bond the front reinforcement"
Good lord, a straightforward translation for once. Thanks Babelfish!

(Crappy Picture Of Epic Proportions)
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And thats it for
Page Four. What horrors await us on
Page Five? Surely not the same thing as
Page Four except for the rear, right? .....Right?
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INTERMISSION
I just want to apologize. I'm trying to be funny with healthy doses of sarcasm/blatant jokes and failing horribly. But this freak show shall go on!
INTERMISSION
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Page Five:
Bauabschnitt Polystyrolwanne
"Section polystyrene tub" Continued, Again Damn it
Vorbereiten der Heckteile
"Prepare the plotting hurry"
...I...I uh...Yeah.
Grab the two plates for the rear section. The plate with the small section removed is the top plate. Again we shave the edges so that they go together smotthly - except for the top edge of the top plate.
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Einkleben der Heckteile
"Bond the plotting hurry"
Glue the to each other and the hull, HURRY! Not much time left, the self destruct has been activated!
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Vorbereiten der Heckverstärkung
"Prepare the tail reinforcement"
If you thought we'd get away without some more reinforcements, then you haven't been paying attention. Again two more pieces that are shaped like the rear of the hull sides. When these are added they will leave a gap that will be used to hold a couple pieces that close the gap after the gearbox is installed later.
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Einkleben der Heckverstärkung
"Bond the tail reinforcement"
Pro Tip: Telling it to sit and stay will not work.
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Kanten von Innen nachkleben
"Edges after-stick from the inside"
Glue them again from the inside? Okay I know I made an Aliens/Xenomorph joke earlier but I am not a chestburster, I can not get inside the piece. I can however epoxy it where it meets the inside of the hull. So I'll do this instead. Ah, halfassed work, the American Way.
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Fasenkanten nachkleben
"Chamfer edges after-stick"
I'm not entirely sure what it means so I just epoxy'ed the hell out of where the front and rear hull pieces meet the sides and bottom.
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And thats it for
Page Five. We shall continue to
Page Six though as its relatively short.
Page Six:
Bauabschnitt Polystyrolwanne
"Section polystyrene tub" Continued, Why God, why?!?
Vorbereiten der Haltelasche
"Prepare the lug"
This piece is the component is one of two for holding the front of the upper hull to the bottom hull. This is the one thats fitted to the lower hull and it catches the piece on the upper hull.
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Anfasen der Unterkante
"Chamfer the lower edge"
Now we shave down a side of the middle edge to make the upper hull piece slide in easier. The angled side will face down when installed in the lower hull.
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Einkleben der Haltelasche
"Bond the lug"
Glue it in its designated slot. Do it! Do it now!
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Nachkleben der Vorderkante
"after-stick the front edge"
Not good enough, do it again, from the inside!
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Bundbuchsen ausrichten, von Innen mit dickfl. Sekunden festkleben
"Flanged bushes align, from the inside with dickfl. Seconds stick"
I can't believe they said that about Florida. I live in Florida! Anyways again something vague about glueing. Judging from the picture they want us to go around all the joints on the inside with glue. Go, go, Gadget Epoxy Filled Syringe!
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Sekundenkleberstellen mit Füllstoff auffüllen, Arbeitsgang 2 ausführen!
"Second adhesive places with filler fill up, processing step out 2 would drive!"
Seriously, what the hell Babelfish? That's the best you could do? Its another vague instruction to glue all the inner joints.
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And thats it for
Page Six. As well as most of my picture idiocy A.K.A. The Land the Photographer Forgot
Tune in next time for
Page Seven, featuring:
Nuts!
Batteries!
Wheels!
Not to be featured in the next episode:
A Complete Hull!