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Ok, I'll start.

I saw a snowman in the grocery section today. He was picking his nose.

Two snowmen were standing in a field, one says to the other ' can you smell carrots '

Cheers, Lee.

have a good one

Little miss 3 sits on Santa’s lap in the shopping centre
Santa asks how things are going?
Girl says “ I have a dog called Bob, and Bob likesto eat undies. He even ate mums and now she hasn’t got any left to wear today”
Santa looks at mum and says

HO-ho-HO !!

Here we go! ( Many many thanks to Gary Larson and all the laughter he has brought me over the years with his 'unique' sense of humor )

Since it been snowing all the wife has done is look through the window
If it gets any worse I will have to let her in

Do you know why Jolly Old Saint Nick is always so Jolly? He knows where all the naughty girls live.

What's the difference between Snow-men and Snow-women?

Snowballs

Still time for chuckle, I expect. While we indulge in 'nip and tuck' for tanks to get the look we want, many recording artists (most these days, and especially Michael Buble.. ) rely on 'Autotune' to bash their wayward vocals into shape...
Here's Mariah Carey with a Christmas message for us:

Enjoy!

You are an evil evil man sir and you will never go to heaven and I wont know anyone when I get there.
I hope you have a good one Roy.
Shaun.