Christmas Joke Thread

[wibblywobbly]

Ok, I'll start.

I saw a snowman in the grocery section today. He was picking his nose.

[Model Builder 4]

Two snowmen were standing in a field, one says to the other ' can you smell carrots '

Cheers, Lee.

[forgebear]

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have a good one

[HERMAN BIX]

Little miss 3 sits on Santa’s lap in the shopping centre
Santa asks how things are going?
Girl says “ I have a dog called Bob, and Bob likesto eat undies. He even ate mums and now she hasn’t got any left to wear today”
Santa looks at mum and says

HO-ho-HO !!

[PainlessWolf]

Here we go! ( Many many thanks to Gary Larson and all the laughter he has brought me over the years with his 'unique' sense of humor )

[Ludwig von wigbearer]

Since it been snowing all the wife has done is look through the window
If it gets any worse I will have to let her in

[Max-U52]

Do you know why Jolly Old Saint Nick is always so Jolly? He knows where all the naughty girls live.

[Max-U52]

What's the difference between Snow-men and Snow-women?

Snowballs

[43rdRecceReg]

Still time for chuckle, I expect. While we indulge in 'nip and tuck' for tanks to get the look we want, many recording artists (most these days, and especially Michael Buble.. ) rely on 'Autotune' to bash their wayward vocals into shape...
Here's Mariah Carey with a Christmas message for us:

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Enjoy!

[jarndice]

You are an evil evil man sir and you will never go to heaven and I wont know anyone when I get there.
I hope you have a good one Roy.
Shaun.