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Re: King Of The Hill
Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 7:20 pm
by tiger205
Re: King Of The Hill
Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 7:26 pm
by tiger205
In the meantime the hill will become vacant at 9pm as that is bed time so.....
Re: King Of The Hill
Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 9:33 pm
by vonrundstedt
Well i take the hill with my 6 year old daughter Megan(fully skilled in the art of tantrumfu)as back up.
Re: King Of The Hill
Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 10:24 pm
by JTS
I tell Megan that Barbie is holding a teddy bears picnic on the next hill and Megan and daddy go searching for the picnic!
I do believe the hill is mine!

Re: King Of The Hill
Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 11:14 pm
by Ex_Pat_Tanker
Re: King Of The Hill
Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 7:53 am
by vonrundstedt
Whilst at the pic nic, Megan meditates and makes spirtual contact with 3year old James, master of "Wetpantsche" who judo chops you off the hill.
Re: King Of The Hill
Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 9:05 pm
by tiger205
Re: King Of The Hill
Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 4:55 pm
by JTS
Megan phones Katie and invites Katie and her mum to Barbie's teddy bear's picnic, meanwhiile Tinky Winky goes up the hill and invites James to come and see tele tubby land's hill and have some tubby custard!!
The hilll is mine (or maybe it's tinky winky's? :-\)
Re: King Of The Hill
Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 5:11 pm
by vonrundstedt
Either way...I send my champion, my master....my 1yr old daughter Ellie, AKA "Crouching Nappie Hidden dummie" to take on you and Tinky Winky. She reaches the summit, effortlessly, as if she were flying. She stands in front of you, and in a poorly lip synced fasion says.."oooOOoooh! you can not defeat me HA HA HA HA HA!!!" then, in a 70's kung-fu movie slow motion stylie, she sends her rattle spinning through the air, you are powerless and it hits you square in the fore head, ricoshe's off and takes out tinky winky. She stands proudly on top of the hill, claiming it for her daddy(me).

and if your not board with reading this yet......MY HILL!!!!!
Re: King Of The Hill
Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 5:17 pm
by Ex_Pat_Tanker
Darn, I was just about to hose down Tinky-winky with a 50cal >:(
Not that I really wanted the hill, just the eradication of teletubbies...
