King Of The Hill
- tiger205
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Re: King Of The Hill

"Er, der kämpft und Lebend davonläuft,
Lebt um einem anderen Tag zu kämpfen".
- tiger205
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Re: King Of The Hill
In the meantime the hill will become vacant at 9pm as that is bed time so.....

"Er, der kämpft und Lebend davonläuft,
Lebt um einem anderen Tag zu kämpfen".
- vonrundstedt
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Re: King Of The Hill
Well i take the hill with my 6 year old daughter Megan(fully skilled in the art of tantrumfu)as back up.
"He knows every thing about nothing, and not so much about that, if you know somebody who knows what he knows, then you must know....someone quite thick!
Re: King Of The Hill
I tell Megan that Barbie is holding a teddy bears picnic on the next hill and Megan and daddy go searching for the picnic!
I do believe the hill is mine!

I do believe the hill is mine!
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Re: King Of The Hill
"the art of tantrumfu"
LMAO!!!
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Re: King Of The Hill
Whilst at the pic nic, Megan meditates and makes spirtual contact with 3year old James, master of "Wetpantsche" who judo chops you off the hill.
"He knows every thing about nothing, and not so much about that, if you know somebody who knows what he knows, then you must know....someone quite thick!
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Re: King Of The Hill
Just fell about laughing here. Was looking at this topic earlier and left the screen open whilst I was away from the pc. Katie (who's own pc is playing up atm, hence the silence ::)) came along saw the last post and has now come up & asked me if she can go to the teddy bears picnic as well


"Er, der kämpft und Lebend davonläuft,
Lebt um einem anderen Tag zu kämpfen".
Re: King Of The Hill
Megan phones Katie and invites Katie and her mum to Barbie's teddy bear's picnic, meanwhiile Tinky Winky goes up the hill and invites James to come and see tele tubby land's hill and have some tubby custard!!
The hilll is mine (or maybe it's tinky winky's? :-\)
The hilll is mine (or maybe it's tinky winky's? :-\)
- vonrundstedt
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Re: King Of The Hill
Either way...I send my champion, my master....my 1yr old daughter Ellie, AKA "Crouching Nappie Hidden dummie" to take on you and Tinky Winky. She reaches the summit, effortlessly, as if she were flying. She stands in front of you, and in a poorly lip synced fasion says.."oooOOoooh! you can not defeat me HA HA HA HA HA!!!" then, in a 70's kung-fu movie slow motion stylie, she sends her rattle spinning through the air, you are powerless and it hits you square in the fore head, ricoshe's off and takes out tinky winky. She stands proudly on top of the hill, claiming it for her daddy(me).
and if your not board with reading this yet......MY HILL!!!!!
"He knows every thing about nothing, and not so much about that, if you know somebody who knows what he knows, then you must know....someone quite thick!
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Re: King Of The Hill
Darn, I was just about to hose down Tinky-winky with a 50cal >:(
Not that I really wanted the hill, just the eradication of teletubbies...

Not that I really wanted the hill, just the eradication of teletubbies...