Either way...I send my champion, my master....my 1yr old daughter Ellie, AKA "Crouching Nappie Hidden dummie" to take on you and Tinky Winky. She reaches the summit, effortlessly, as if she were flying. She stands in front of you, and in a poorly lip synced fasion says.."oooOOoooh! you can not defeat me HA HA HA HA HA!!!" then, in a 70's kung-fu movie slow motion stylie, she sends her rattle spinning through the air, you are powerless and it hits you square in the fore head, ricoshe's off and takes out tinky winky. She stands proudly on top of the hill, claiming it for her daddy(me).

and if your not board with reading this yet......MY HILL!!!!!
"He knows every thing about nothing, and not so much about that, if you know somebody who knows what he knows, then you must know....someone quite thick!