King Of The Hill

[tiger205]

I don't like pinnies! No offence meant towards any members who are also a member of any secret organisation or who do like pinnies!

JTS thats the whole idea. It should be a good deterrent then  Dont make a mess and you wont have to wear the French Maids pinnie after all

[panzer34]

Not the PINNIE anything but the PINNIE (scream)

[BREL]

I drop a gold dust bomb on the hill which is lethal to Cybermen as it fries their electronic circuits, leaving me to call Mr Watson my local scrap dealer to clear the hill of the metal bodies of Cybermen (clearing up after myself Alison).
I once again replant the grass and shrubs and summon the Knights of Ni to guard the shrubbery and me on the hill

[JTS]

I cast triffid seeds into your shrubbery and await developments


Ho Ho Ho

[happytanker]

i have decided that the hill at cobbaton is better so i am claiming that one instead!

[tiger205]

i have decided that the hill at cobbaton is better so i am claiming that one instead!

[panzer34]

I bombard the hill (ether one) with phaser beams & photon torpedo's from the orbiting Enterprise and to clear up I transport any mess into a nearby black hole and the prize is mine again

[JTS]

My cloaked Klingon battle cruiser blasts you to atoms

I reclaim the hill as a klingon reservation, since they are an ethnic community!


We set about openning our first snack bar Gaaaaaa  and blood wine anyone?


Of course all klingons in the snack bar serving food will be wearing their pinnies

[wibblywobbly]

Unfortunately the sides of the hill are so steep that you can't Kling On any longer and you all fall off. You are found in a heap of Gaaa and Pinnies at the foot of the hill. I step neatly over you, dragging my RC Dyson (with opening dustbag hatches) up the hill and tidy up quickly before Alison returns. I am sat watching Eastenders and wondering what all the fuss was about.

[JTS]

I thought dysons had been banned by the Geneva convention?!
Your hill I cannot compete with anyone toting such devious weaponry!