King Of The Hill

[JTS]

Messy hill?

Beware the cleaning frenzy of a certain Tiger205!

When the hill is spotlessly clean once more I will devise a cunning and devious plan to reclaim my hill!!!


So enjoy it while you can VR Ho Ho Ho

[happytanker]

i am a bear with a sore head this morning so all lo-tech today stomping about in true postal rambo style with all big massive knives, guns, tanks and generally unintelligable speech i kick the bottoms of anything within a ten mile radius of the hill and i cant be bothered with the roundabout way of tidying the hill so i just napalm it and burn all the rubbish to ash! i then sit on top of my hill with a "just try it!" expression on my face! (at least till i have had a couple of painkillers!)

[wibblywobbly]

The hill is now looking so 'last year' that I employ the services of a second rate TV production team to do a 60 minute makeover. This serves two purposes. It renders the hill absolutely worthless to anyone, and bores the pants off the current occupants so that they simply pack their bags and leave. I walk up with some B & Q trade pack magnolia and paint the entire hill, this will deter any would be assault force who would rather be considered cowards than interior designers.

[happytanker]

so long as i can shoot lawrence lewellyn bowen first that would make it worth my vacating the hill voluntarily! 

[panzer34]

Spray it with toxic waste and sit on the hill in my rubber suit cos no one else can

[BREL]

the council clean up your toxic waste a great expense to the taxpayer and give me the hill to replant the Grass and trees on it also you have been jailed for creating an environmental mess
My hill

[happytanker]

can i still shoot lawrence lewellyn bowen pleeeease!!!!!  >:(

[BREL]

no because he died in the toxic waste

still my hill

[happytanker]

no fair! right just coz of that i get george romero to send an army of super infectious and hungry zombies up the hill to eat everyone on it and as i am so damned ugly they automatically assume i am their leader! (incedentally these are the reinveted superfast zombies not the old lumbering kind just in case someone decides they will just walk around at liesure shooting them!)  >:(

[Ex_Pat_Tanker]

I send up an armarda of Flame Panzers which incinerate all of your toxic waste, zombies, poncy 'interior designers' etc...
I now own this blackend stump - tho lord alone knows why anybody would want it, its like buying real estate in downtown Pontiac ::)