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my hill still added loads more Lego to the house to re-enforce it

As my kids seem to have an uncany ability to destroy any thing made of Lego and distribute the pieces all over the house and garden, I send all three up the hill. In less than a minute, your lego fortifications are nothing but a memory, the blocks never to be seen again. With no defence, I boot you off the hill, claiming it for my self. I then set up a ball pit center. Before long, the hill is full of 2-8 year olds, screaming, crying and all with snotty noses as all kids seem to have. My hill.

i send the residents of the local elderly peoples home up the hill armed with vicks and kleenex as well as castor oil, puckered hairy lips and cheek pinching hands at the ready! all the kids run off in sheer terror leaving you to face their wrath on your own!
your choice, retreat with utmost haste or suffer a fate worse than death! mwahahaha!!!!! 
(no point trying to give them piles as they all rely on their cholostomy bags anyway!)

Your Hill!!!! >:(

HT may I say that was really ingenious the way you recaptured the hill!

But there is a free bingo afternoon at the local community centre, featuring Daniel O'Donnel and your "army" toddle off for their tea and bickies!

I enlist the help of an army of brain eating zombies (that just happen to be passing) and they stagger up the hill, you retreat once more to Rio!

The hill is mine and I hire a mercanary army of pokemon and care bears to defend my hill from all usurpers!


My hill!

cheers for the kudos jts i have to add the fact that i never went up the hill though because i got bored getting shoved off it all the time instead i hired bilbo baggins to build me a hobbit hole underneath the hill so while everyone is busy worrying about what is going on on top of the hill i have comfortably moved in under it and hired a team of really scary lawyers to make it all legal and above board that this is my place of dwelling. 

My apologises HT

                        Since BREL reported me for using an army of boy scouts to refortify the hill, I have had to hire some hairy footed halflings,

Unfortunately they found some of the super lager left by E_P_T, and in their drunken excitement have emptied three tons of (very) quick drying cement down your chimmney (completely filling your hobbit styled abode).

As an apology their foreman Gandalf (big chap, pointy hat, wears white to match his flowing hair) has put me in touch with a company of elfin archers (who seemed to have missed the last boat?) and they are now patroling my perimeter!

All I need now is a flock of exceedingly large raptors and I will be ready for anything!


my hill!

being a little miffed at having my home filled in by a bunch of hairy pygmies i have got in touch with nigel marvin to let me use his time portal to track down a team of giganotasaurus to chow down on the inebriated pint sized work crew and the raptors (which are looking very much like a bargain bucket to my giganotasaurus!) after they are done picking their teeth i then go back and secure a team of deinonychus to roam my now heavily fortified perimeter and a few dunkleosteus to put in my (rather large) moat also i have taken into my charge a regiment of mord sith given to me by darken raal so any magic used against me will be turned on its user. my hill. 

borrowed Dr who's tardis to bring in a load of Darleks to exterminate you and every one on the hill then ran for me life to stop them killing me, the Darleks hill I think

I build several stair cases on the hill and agrivate the darleks with strong language from the bottom of the hill. In thier unrelenting wish to exterminate me, they race to the edge of the stairs, forgetting thier obviouse short cummings, and they all tummble down the hill, landing at the bottom, forming the biggest pile of scrap metal ever. My hill