King Of The Hill

[JTS]

VR has taken his girls to Katie's birthday party leaving the hill unattend

I reclaim it and start fortifying it yet again

Mr Bale was not to keen on the treatment handed out to his dragons and as such has given me another platoon of terminators (armed with high velocity paint guns) to partol the hill's perimeter.

So with foam cannon, whoopee cushion mine field, motion detectors connected to mortars loaded with itching powder, ball filled moat, child proof locks, fire breathing dragons and ever so cute "Racoon city" dobermans, I believe I am ready for anything (hopefully)!

My hill!!!!!!!!

[tiger205]

hehehe, only problem with that is Katies birthday party IS on top of the hill. So unless your terminators are a match for half a dozen excitable screaming 10 year olds plus a few of other ages chucked in for good measure then its my hill 

ps they are having great fun with the foam cannon and whoopee cushion mine field. Great idea for a kids party. thank you

[JTS]

Not even an army of terminators could handle half a dozen 10 years olds just please don't put fluffy collars on the dobermans!



Just remember it is you who will have to tell katie that she can't have the fire breathing dragons as pets!

[happytanker]

i tell them the hill next door is made of sweeties so they decide to change the venue taking everything with them!
i then plant a hydrogen bomb in an undisclosed location and have the trigger wired to my central nervous system as well as my heart and an automated surveillance system as backup then i sit on a pressure plate trigger on top of MY hill! 

[tiger205]

i tell them the hill next door is made of sweeties so they decide to change the venue taking everything with them!
i then plant a hydrogen bomb in an undisclosed location and have the trigger wired to my central nervous system as well as my heart and an automated surveillance system as backup then i sit on a pressure plate trigger on top of MY hill! 

Lol, was just going to post that I've had enough of all these screaming fighting little darlings and am extremely happy to take them all home now, thus vacating the hill, so there is no need to blow yourself up just yet  So yes, defintely your hill 

[JTS]

HT you have sat for so long on your cold pressure plate that you now have piles!

Since you can't disconnect yourself from your explosive device you take take it with you leaving the hill to go on a search for a pharmasist and some pile cream

I take back the hill and dig in for the next on slot!

Since it is bob a job week (showing my age!) I have an army of boy scouts refortify the hill and adding even more cunning defensive weaponry!

My Hill

[BREL]

I report you to the RSPCC, who take all of the scout into care for being exploited and you are arrested for child cruelty leaving the hill for me to build a leggo house like James May and I defend it with my tiger and pershing tanks

[happytanker]

i think "ah sod it!" and activate the bomb anyway after retreating to a remote place with a comfy chair and a warm sunny climate leaving a rather sizeable hole where the hill used to be!
anyone good at making hills? 

[Ex_Pat_Tanker]

BZZZZZZTTTT! Rule violation! >:(
Rule Number 2 - No moving the hill! (in this case into the stratosphere... )

Brel's hill still - and er, best of luck with those piles...

[happytanker]

tut, technicalities!
and giving me piles is just plain wrong so i am soaking up the sun in rio at everyone elses expense to make up for it!
have fun with your hill! >:(