King Of The Hill

[tiger205]

(lol, can you tell I STILL havent started ironing yet ::))

[vonrundstedt]

Well you've had long enough to tidy up the hill, whilst you were doing this, a rave took place at your house....it's trashed, a real bomb site! You rush back home to straigten things out, allowing me to take the hill after a bit of R&R. Now im all refreshed......COME GET SOME!!!! >:(

[tiger205]

Lol, the hill is Brel's Luke, not mine. Havent been up here for a couple of days now, so you might need to re jig your strategy 

[vonrundstedt]

He can go and help you at your house

[JTS]

Your mother in law believes you have been too friendly with Milla she sends you back home with a flea in your ear!


My Hill!

[vonrundstedt]

I take that flea and breed it with african killer bee's, creating a swarm of killerfleabees. I send my swarm up the hill to attack. You are stung over a million times! Covered in pulsing pustuals you flee the hill to get some Savlon

          My hill.

[Ex_Pat_Tanker]

I march up the hill with my trusty spray can of 'Michigan Strength' bug spray. Your minions are no match for whatever nasty chemicals are included in SC Johnston's 'Raid' (even kills cochroach's...!!)

(and yes, I am wearing a resperator - because I don't trust that companies promises of it being safe for humans...!)

4 or 5 hours of chemical warfare later:
My Hill!

[BREL]

Lol, the hill is Brel's Luke, not mine. Havent been up here for a couple of days now, so you might need to re jig your strategy 

had to go to work to sort some cr*p out, so at themoment the hill has nowt to do with me, but I  will return  LOL

[tiger205]

ok, Mart your pesticide has worn off now and its been so quiet up here you have dozed off with the boredom. Whilst you're asleep, I put you in a wheel barrow, and take you back down the hill and quietly and peacefully and without any cyber bloodshed reclaim the hill

[Ex_Pat_Tanker]

Actually I popped home for the weekend... I'd bribbed some passing hobo to hold the hill for me, by offering him a couple of cans of Tennants Super - maybe that was a little too generous of me... >:( ::)