Other halfs.

[forgebear]

"I brought a girlfriend home about 18 months ago, she walked in the door and past my sideboard. I didn't mention the tanks, but she stopped looked at them excitedly and said, ' oh those are good, that's a Tiger, and an assault gun, and the other two are Allied. That one is post-war isn't it?'. I just looked at her gobsmacked?"
And you didnt marry her?????????????
more importantly, does she have a sister????

[wibblywobbly]

Call me Mr Klutz, but I got bored with her and sort of let the relationship end!