CRAIGSLIST POST-Back on leave walking with my girl.

[Saxondog]

AN ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST PERSONALS AD

To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last.
Date: 2010-09-27, 1:43 a.m. E.S.T.

I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.

First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn't expect you to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket.. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason.. my girlfriend was happy that I just returned safely from my 2nd tour as a Combat Marine in Afghanistan .. She had just bought me that Kimber Custom Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening. Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head ... isn't it?!

I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with crap in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse walking bare-footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again].

After I called your mother or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as those of four other people in the gas station, -- on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 153 gallons and was extremely grateful!

I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!]

I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb ..... after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car.

Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target.

The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.).
;In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... but I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider, the career path you've chosen to pursue in life.. Remember, next time you might not be so lucky.

Have a good day!
Thoughtfully yours, Semper Fi,
Alex

probably don't have to ask you to forward this one

[Storky]

Justice is served!!!

Phil

[littletankman]

Thats the way to do it mind you in the Uk you would have to point a bent banana in a bag at him . He would then claim compensation for a new pair of pants . Moan you have breached his human rights . And the police would arrest you for threatening behaviour , and the council would send him on a three month holiday some were nice to recover from his ordeal.

Andy

[Andy in Cheltenham]

This is bizarre.

[Storky]

But sadly very true!
Phil

[Saxondog]

This was a forwarded message to me, We have many right to carry states in the US. But keep in mind the Federal Government has decided to embrace the UN gun ban policy.

But the states have laws supported by our Federal Constitution,Basically the states issue Permits to openly carry side arms. I'm not making a political statement. I am simply clarifying why this person legally had the firearm,and was able to employ its use as a deterrent to this criminal attack,this is an interesting story as it is one of the more unusual posted on Craigslist.

This is not an attempt by me to advocate anything political or otherwise. Just enjoy the story.