Yes it perhaps is off topic.....but only by going slightly 'off track ' and then adding a joke........You see the French DID actually use the Panther after WW2 because it was such an EXCELLENT medium tank, and then copied the 75mm to equip their own tanks at a later date.....as to the rest of the comment it is clearly intended as a joke......However, in Support of Saxondog..............
I would add the following.................
In WW2 the French surrendered after ONLY 6 weeks fighting.....and they still had over 1.5 MILLION FULLY ARMED and equiped SOLDIERS in the Field.....I believe also with a large contingent of the BEF who were re-landed at Cherbourg ,so the ' joke' does have a lot of merit !!
WE were going to fight on the beaches, in the landing fields etc etc .. WE WILL NEVER SURRENDER !
The French also NEVER joined NATO against the WARSAW PACT...and it was always feared that if WW3 actually started, then they would strike a separate peace treaty

There are of course also the 'Jokey' quotes by famous people which tend to support this view of the French, when it comes to war......Even their own president !
"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me."
--- General George S. Patton
"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion."
--Norman Schwartzkopf.....(Desert Storm )
"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure"
---Jacques Chirac, President of France
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