Christmas Cake recipe!!
Ingredients:
* 2 cups flour
* 1 stick butter
* 1 cup of water
* 1 tsp baking soda
* 1 cup of sugar
* 1 tsp salt
* 1 cup of brown sugar
* Lemon juice
* 4 large eggs
* Nuts
* 2 bottle wine
* 2 cups of dried fruit
Sample the wine to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the wine again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the wine is still OK. Try another cup... Just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the frigging fruit up off floor. Mix on the turner.. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the wine to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Check the wine. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or some fink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the wine and wipe counter with the cat.
Go to supermarket and buy cake.
Bingle Jells!
well it's not hers really, but we thought it might raise a smile. cheers dave
A Christmas Recipe by Mrs Forgebear
Re: A Christmas Recipe by Mrs Forgebear
lol like it a lot Dave, but I don't think I will be following the method outlined above to make the cake
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no stew but it might be fun merry xmas stew
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Re: A Christmas Recipe by Mrs Forgebear
Nice one Dave I tried that last year with brandy and the same thing happened to me Hope you and Julie have a nice xmas.
Stevie
Stevie
Re: A Christmas Recipe by Mrs Forgebear
Merry christmas Dave have a good one with Julie
Re: A Christmas Recipe by Mrs Forgebear
If thersh any ov that cake left kan I have abitt.
I'm bloody glad that I am not expecting a parcel from you two.....it would probably contain the cat that you wiped down the worktop with.
Have a great Christmas folks..
Mike
I'm bloody glad that I am not expecting a parcel from you two.....it would probably contain the cat that you wiped down the worktop with.
Have a great Christmas folks..
Mike
Re: A Christmas Recipe by Mrs Forgebear
Yeh and it'd be in a box with a Tiger on itmickyb wrote:If thersh any ov that cake left kan I have abitt.
I'm bloody glad that I am not expecting a parcel from you two.....it would probably contain the cat that you wiped down the worktop with.
Have a great Christmas folks..
Mike
Happy New Year
Mark