Row off the wife.

[ColemanCollector]

I always thought the line "Hey, it could be hookers and blow!", would be effective.

It was not.

Mike.

[ongbenghui]

^
I sometimes get the feeling

Tank arrived. I just got THE look.

I do have a recommendation, and again, at your own risk.
My suggestion is such;
1) Sell away your plastic HL leopard. She is going to bug at you over it anyway.
2) Buy her a new bag and say "Sorry".
3) Now, ask for permission to buy the latest greatest metal spec up Leopard. If step 2 is done alright, you will get a instant approval.

And be happy and merry ever after.

[HERMAN BIX]

Or, ask to go with her to a thing she would normally go and do by herself..............really insist.............
Then if she lets you come along, she will suffer from a cramped style. Chances are she will question why you want to go along & you can say that you get bored and lonely at home & from now on you will be with her all the time
Any woman half-smart will say pretty quick that you can stay the F home and amuse yourself with them damn expensive toy things .
Job done.

[Meter rat]

I have suggested the above to her. I received one of the most withering look’s ever.

[tankme]

Two wrongs don't make a right...lol