Don't talk to me about paint stirring machines,
We were redecorating the house, I went into town and bought half a dozen 2 litre cans of paint,
The shopkeeper prised off the lid and squeezed a tube of colouriser into each tin to obtain the particular shade my lady had requested and then offered it up to the mechanical stirrer,
He replaced the lids and off I went home,
Into the kitchen where everything was ready for the top coat,
I placed the first can on the worktop and dipped the brush in, at that moment the base of the can lost contact with the rest of the paint tin and dropped its contents over the worktops and the floor.
I use a piece of stick to stir paint these days,
Progress HAH
