What's needed is a tower, or wing to the house, occupied by a 'Madwoman'- like the secret Mrs Rochester

in 'Jane Eyre'

In reality, of course, it will be brimful of tracked RC boys-toys
I took the precaution of getting a divorce some 20 years ago (tho' we're still friends- having met at Uni
50 years ago

)- and then investing in a part-time partner who lives 600 miles away; but on visits here, she kindly 'overlooks' my studio and tank eccentricities, when feted with good living; a view to die for; and the freshest air on the Planet.

Oh, yes, and the occasional exotic shrub

Sod the diamonds- I'm a Highlander
Good choice, Barry!! After, let's say, an inauspicious start Andrew Haya has really put his money where his mouse is, and become a real entrepreneur.
I think he should be applauded for producing that amazing Chieftain, and more besides...
Doubtless, you will also be applauded when you give it the characteristic- and unique- Barry refinements.

"Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please"- Mark Twain.