Herman I never thought I would find myself saying this but you are beginning to sound like a whinging pom
Buck up man think positively,
When the world is in as bad a state as it is right now how can things possibly get worse ?
On second thoughts would somebody pass me a box of Kleenex,
I do know I am getting stir crazy, I go to the garage, look at the bike, mutter, go indoors to listen to she who must be obeyed with her list of things that need doing,
She misses out the bit about hanging myself from the nearest lamp post,
I had always saved that up for senior politicians but even they seem unable to keep out of the way of the present unpleasantness so perhaps there really is something in the power of prayer
I suppose I could get the ladders out and clean the guttering,
With a bit of luck I might fall off the ladder and break my sorry neck,
But enough of this there is the motor cycle GP and the Formula 1 and the Footie and the Rugger and my English Cricket team Dohh,
Anyone know where I can buy some loo rolls and a couple of litres of ice cream ?