I had a good hoot over this. Apparently, fashionistas are trying to reintroduce the codpiece

Nah, not kidding- in this anything-goes (except common sense)-world, we'll be wearing Screaming Lord Sutch's toilet seat next as a ruff...
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- Gucci codpiece- suitable for RC?
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I can only imagine the comments this winsome youth would attract, whilst walking (if that's the operative word) doon the High Street...
https://www.theguardian.com/fashion/201 ... -accessory
Then again, I guess it might be possible to RC the 'piece for opening,
elevation, firing and recoil

"Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please"- Mark Twain.