Herman old friend, My lady has gone through just about every model of BMW since the 1800T1 and when Sarah passed her test Jan said she could have her E28,
Sarah drove it down to the shop and came back white as a sheet,
"Thanks Mum" and gave her the keys back,
She came home from work a day or two later in this Marrowfat Green Lada.
It gave Plastic a bad name,
I have driven some clunkers over the years but this was a world beater,
It had a starting handle in the boot and a tool kit you could have rebuilt the Forth Rail bridge with.
But it was about as comfortable as a trail bike but slightly slower.
I always smiled when she drove into the yard, it had a tiny pair of Pink Ballet shoes tied to the interior mirror which somehow softened it from its slab sided military look.
I shall be kind though, It was blo*dy awful.

Shaun.