HELP NEEDED IM GOING TO BE A BEST MAN

[Militarymight]

Yes guys some fool has entrusted me to do the honours on his big day be my first time so any suggestions guys BTW dirtier the better his that kind of bloke.

[Woz]

(Stand up and start speech)

“Traditionally the best mans speech should last as long as the grooms love making …

Thanks for coming.â€

[tiger205]

andy dont forget, if you know any highly embarassing stories about youre friend you have to tell them to the expectant crowd

              Tony

[wibblywobbly]

and don't forget to include the line 'this wedding is unique in that every woman the groom has slept with has turned up here today'

[Woz]

Fill a jar with old keys and hide it under the table then say

“(Grooms Name) Now that you’re finally settling down I thought it would be a good idea to get the spare keys off all your ex’sâ€

[The Blitz]

And don't for get the two words that every man should know for a long and happy mariage!

                                      " YES DEAR "       

The Blitz

[Crispy]

Dont forget possibly the most important word in any marriage... compromise.

This is where the newly weds sit down and discuss the situation, both put forward the pros & cons and what the important factors mean to themselves... and then they do whatever the woman wants  ::)