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[jarndice]

Herman," NEWSFLASH" your recent happy event makes me wonder if there is something in the AUSTRALIAN water with today's announcement of the Duchess of Cambridge's future edition to her family? shaun

[ALPHA]

Herman," NEWSFLASH" your recent happy event makes me wonder if there is something in the AUSTRALIAN water with today's announcement of the Duchess of Cambridge's future edition to her family? shaun

Do you not watch late night TV Shaun ? There is a commercial here for the Australian "secret"...

I guess it's known in Asia as well


ALPHA

[jackalope]

There is something in the air that helps get woman pregnant but most people don't even think about it. Its their LEGS!

[HERMAN BIX]

Well, with number 6 now 2 months old, I can consider myself somewhat of a "weapon of mass reproduction"
I do believe the Demure Duchess did indeed get banged up while on tour down here, but I can vouch for my whereabouts & have a rock solid aliby..................she couldnt have passed the time any other way really !!
Good going Kazza, nothing like a shiela that puts out in the out-back eh

[jackalope]

Well, with number 6 now 2 months old, I can consider myself somewhat of a "weapon of mass reproduction"
I do believe the Demure Duchess did indeed get banged up while on tour down here, but I can vouch for my whereabouts & have a rock solid aliby..................she couldnt have passed the time any other way really !!
Good going Kazza, nothing like a shiela that puts out in the out-back eh

#6? Good grief! Wife has a speech impediment? She can't say "no"! Only kidding man! God bless you for trying to raise such a big family in this day and age I could never do it, 2 is enough for me what with car payments, insurance and collage costs these days. More power to you my friend!

[ALPHA]

Well, with number 6 now 2 months old, I can consider myself somewhat of a "weapon of mass reproduction"
I do believe the Demure Duchess did indeed get banged up while on tour down here, but I can vouch for my whereabouts & have a rock solid aliby..................she couldnt have passed the time any other way really !!
Good going Kazza, nothing like a shiela that puts out in the out-back eh

#6? Good grief! Wife has a speech impediment? She can't say "no"! Only kidding man! God bless you for trying to raise such a big family in this day and age I could never do it, 2 is enough for me what with car payments, insurance and collage costs these days. More power to you my friend!

Herman's a Driller ............................. ...good money and theory in that


ALPHA

[HERMAN BIX]

Well, with number 6 now 2 months old, I can consider myself somewhat of a "weapon of mass reproduction"
I do believe the Demure Duchess did indeed get banged up while on tour down here, but I can vouch for my whereabouts & have a rock solid aliby..................she couldnt have passed the time any other way really !!
Good going Kazza, nothing like a shiela that puts out in the out-back eh

#6? Good grief! Wife has a speech impediment? She can't say "no"! Only kidding man! God bless you for trying to raise such a big family in this day and age I could never do it, 2 is enough for me what with car payments, insurance and collage costs these days. More power to you my friend!

Thats a pisscutter mate,!!!!.........she can say 'NO' alright - darling Im getting a Panther.............No , you have 3 others in my wardrobe to finish...............Yes Sir its not easy, the 2 oldest are well out of the house & I have only 4 on the go !
Im the little old man that lived in a shoe-he had so many children he didnt know what to do .........Once in a while she will yell out "now serving number 6" my cue to go deal with the littlest or depending on the number, one of the others.
So he drinks Jack Daniels & 'tanks' until he likes people

[jackalope]

Well no wonder you can't get more tanks you have all those kids! I couldn't imagine 6 of them.

[jarndice]

Jack, it is because we could imagine 6 children that we stopped at 2. shaun