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TANKERY Haiku

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Stove broke monday...woe woe
Fixed it yesterday...YAY YAY
No RC tankery ...CRY :'(

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Good Morning,
Let me give this a try:

Parts come Friday...yes yes!
Parts bill come today...Oh No!
No Boozes money...ARRGH!

*chuckles*
warm regards,
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So if my understanding is right a certain kitchen in the Hawaiian islands is serving cold peanut jelly sandwiches whilst in the chilly state that is Colorado another kitchen is dispensing cold milk? If I wasn't laughing so much I would feel great sympathy for both of you. shaun
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jarndice wrote:So if my understanding is right a certain kitchen in the Hawaiian islands is serving cold peanut jelly sandwiches whilst in the chilly state that is Colorado another kitchen is dispensing cold milk? If I wasn't laughing so much I would feel great sympathy for both of you. shaun
:haha: Hey shaun...
Haiku answer 1
no .... the stove ... I fixed it
reason I could not play with any tanks
deeply saddened

Haiku answer2

It was a real downer
the silver lining
no cold peanut butter sandwich :haha:

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PainlessWolf wrote:Good Morning,
Let me give this a try:

Parts come Friday...yes yes!
Parts bill come today...Oh No!
No Boozes money...ARRGH!

*chuckles*
warm regards,
Painless
:haha:

Haiku spirit ..Yes indeed
Irony,humor. portrayed
Think of SHERMAN...booze not need

:haha:


EXCELLENT Painless

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Burning candles tonight.
Solve smoker problem present plight
No sleep... CRY :'(

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Up and Coming
Machine gun Hell
Yippie


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Cutting so carefully.
Stabbing blade my finger open laid.
Cheese n' Rice!

regards,
The Poet Laureate of Firestone, Colorado
...Here for the Dawn...
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Your blade hurt me friend,
My Heiku gives me more pain,
Suffering everywhere.
Sorry Alpha I don't do poetry, shaun
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PainlessWolf wrote:Cutting so carefully.
Stabbing blade my finger open laid.
Cheese n' Rice!

regards,
The Poet Laureate of Firestone, Colorado
OUCH! OUCH! OUCH! and OUCH!
blood on tank floor and couch
tank properly christened

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