I got into a bit of a chat with a rep from the Coolbank store on AliExpress about ordering a Stuart, asking if they could match the price on Banggood (a good €23 difference) and the shipping time.
When they couldn't I told them I would stick with Banggood and wait longer as I am in no hurry to get the Stuart.
Then they started to offer me "small gifts" to get me to order from them. When I stuck to my decision they offered me this;

Now, they told me it was a secret, but there's no such thing as secrets on the internet...