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Joke of the day...

Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2019 2:18 am
by midlife306
A little boy is doing a school project about the second World War and he asks his granddad if he took part.
"Of course I did" his grandfather replies, "I've still got my medals"
"You've got medals!' the little boy replies, wide eyed and amazed. "Have you got anything else" he asks.
"Well I've still got my army rifle" his granddad says.
"You've got a rifle!" his grandson says in astonishment, "where is it?"
"It's up in the loft behind the tank" his granddad tells him.
"Blimey granddad" the little boy replies excitedly, "....... you've got a TANK!"


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Re: Joke of the day...

Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2019 2:47 am
by Jimster
I don’t get it.

Re: Joke of the day...

Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2019 6:37 am
by square4
:haha: :haha: :haha:

Re: Joke of the day...

Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2019 9:21 am
by RobW
:D

And for those without a roof space https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5c59G7D4exM

Re: Joke of the day...

Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2019 9:30 am
by jarndice
Plumbing in British houses is a mystery to Americans because unlike them we Brits have a cold Water Tank in the Loft.

Re: Joke of the day...

Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2019 9:47 am
by Son of a gun-ner
Good one Wayne :thumbup:

Americans don't have a loft either, they have an attic ;)

Re: Joke of the day...

Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2019 9:56 am
by Son of a gun-ner
RobW wrote::D

And for those without a roof space https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5c59G7D4exM
And you could also have a header tank up there for the heating system if one doesn't have a pressurised heating system.

Re: Joke of the day...

Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2019 1:24 pm
by Jimster
Now I get it. Tanks for the explanation.

Re: Joke of the day...

Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2019 6:21 am
by X82d Pathfinder
You Brits and your dry humor! LOL
It's a cute joke!
-Dan

Re: Joke of the day...

Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2019 9:49 pm
by Son of a gun-ner
Where's the last 23 jokes of the day/s?