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My budgie broke his leg today so I made him a little splint from a couple of Swan Vesta matches.

When he started walking again his little face just lit up.

You'll have the RSPCA after you. they are renowned for having no sense of humour. They once raided a pub in Thornbury for having goldfish in an undersized bowl. Said goldfish were mechanical, worked by magnets.

Well how about...

Cadburys have just brought out some chocolates for inconsiderate people.
They are all self centered.

or even...

You are more likely to get killed by a cow than a shark.
Which explains why my ex wife tried to stab me.

How on Earth did he break his leg?

jackalope wrote:How on Earth did he break his leg?

Came home pissed and fell down the stairs.
Forgot he could fly.

Aussie wrote:Came home pissed and fell down the stairs.
Forgot he could fly.

L O L.

Hey Wibbly, you'll have to write some jokes for mein panzer meister, Johann Schmidt.