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Offspring

Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2014 12:25 pm
by jarndice
Herman," NEWSFLASH" your recent happy event makes me wonder if there is something in the AUSTRALIAN water with today's announcement of the Duchess of Cambridge's future edition to her family? 8O shaun

Re: Offspring

Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2014 1:58 pm
by ALPHA
jarndice wrote:Herman," NEWSFLASH" your recent happy event makes me wonder if there is something in the AUSTRALIAN water with today's announcement of the Duchess of Cambridge's future edition to her family? 8O shaun
:haha: :haha: :haha: Do you not watch late night TV Shaun ? :haha: There is a commercial here for the Australian "secret"...
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I guess it's known in Asia as well :haha: :haha: :haha:


ALPHA

Re: Offspring

Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2014 7:46 pm
by jackalope
There is something in the air that helps get woman pregnant but most people don't even think about it. Its their LEGS! :haha:

Re: Offspring

Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2014 12:14 pm
by HERMAN BIX
Well, with number 6 now 2 months old, I can consider myself somewhat of a "weapon of mass reproduction"
I do believe the Demure Duchess did indeed get banged up while on tour down here, but I can vouch for my whereabouts & have a rock solid aliby..................she couldnt have passed the time any other way really !!
Good going Kazza, nothing like a shiela that puts out in the out-back eh :thumbup: :thumbup:

Re: Offspring

Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2014 9:39 pm
by jackalope
HERMAN BIX wrote:Well, with number 6 now 2 months old, I can consider myself somewhat of a "weapon of mass reproduction"
I do believe the Demure Duchess did indeed get banged up while on tour down here, but I can vouch for my whereabouts & have a rock solid aliby..................she couldnt have passed the time any other way really !!
Good going Kazza, nothing like a shiela that puts out in the out-back eh :thumbup: :thumbup:
#6? Good grief! Wife has a speech impediment? She can't say "no"! :haha: Only kidding man! God bless you for trying to raise such a big family in this day and age I could never do it, 2 is enough for me what with car payments, insurance and collage costs these days. More power to you my friend! :thumbup:

Re: Offspring

Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2014 11:37 pm
by ALPHA
jackalope wrote:
HERMAN BIX wrote:Well, with number 6 now 2 months old, I can consider myself somewhat of a "weapon of mass reproduction"
I do believe the Demure Duchess did indeed get banged up while on tour down here, but I can vouch for my whereabouts & have a rock solid aliby..................she couldnt have passed the time any other way really !!
Good going Kazza, nothing like a shiela that puts out in the out-back eh :thumbup: :thumbup:
#6? Good grief! Wife has a speech impediment? She can't say "no"! :haha: Only kidding man! God bless you for trying to raise such a big family in this day and age I could never do it, 2 is enough for me what with car payments, insurance and collage costs these days. More power to you my friend! :thumbup:
Herman's a Driller :haha: ............................. ;) ...good money and theory in that :S


ALPHA

Re: Offspring

Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2014 4:28 am
by HERMAN BIX
jackalope wrote:
HERMAN BIX wrote:Well, with number 6 now 2 months old, I can consider myself somewhat of a "weapon of mass reproduction"
I do believe the Demure Duchess did indeed get banged up while on tour down here, but I can vouch for my whereabouts & have a rock solid aliby..................she couldnt have passed the time any other way really !!
Good going Kazza, nothing like a shiela that puts out in the out-back eh :thumbup: :thumbup:
#6? Good grief! Wife has a speech impediment? She can't say "no"! :haha: Only kidding man! God bless you for trying to raise such a big family in this day and age I could never do it, 2 is enough for me what with car payments, insurance and collage costs these days. More power to you my friend! :thumbup:
Thats a pisscutter mate,!!!!.........she can say 'NO' alright - darling Im getting a Panther.............No , you have 3 others in my wardrobe to finish...............Yes Sir its not easy, the 2 oldest are well out of the house & I have only 4 on the go !
Im the little old man that lived in a shoe-he had so many children he didnt know what to do .........Once in a while she will yell out "now serving number 6" my cue to go deal with the littlest or depending on the number, one of the others.
So he drinks Jack Daniels & 'tanks' until he likes people :haha: :haha:

Re: Offspring

Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2014 10:31 am
by jackalope
Well no wonder you can't get more tanks you have all those kids! :haha: I couldn't imagine 6 of them.

Re: Offspring

Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2014 11:18 am
by jarndice
Jack, it is because we could imagine 6 children that we stopped at 2. :crazy: shaun