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TANKERY Haiku
Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2013 8:28 am
by ALPHA
Stove broke monday...woe woe
Fixed it yesterday...YAY YAY
No RC tankery ...CRY
ALPHA
Re: TANKERY Haiku
Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2013 3:16 pm
by PainlessWolf
Good Morning,
Let me give this a try:
Parts come Friday...yes yes!
Parts bill come today...Oh No!
No Boozes money...ARRGH!
*chuckles*
warm regards,
Painless
Re: TANKERY Haiku
Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2013 4:30 pm
by jarndice
So if my understanding is right a certain kitchen in the Hawaiian islands is serving cold peanut jelly sandwiches whilst in the chilly state that is Colorado another kitchen is dispensing cold milk? If I wasn't laughing so much I would feel great sympathy for both of you. shaun
Re: TANKERY Haiku
Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2013 6:09 pm
by ALPHA
jarndice wrote:So if my understanding is right a certain kitchen in the Hawaiian islands is serving cold peanut jelly sandwiches whilst in the chilly state that is Colorado another kitchen is dispensing cold milk? If I wasn't laughing so much I would feel great sympathy for both of you. shaun

Hey shaun...
Haiku answer 1
no .... the stove ... I fixed it
reason I could not play with any tanks
deeply saddened
Haiku answer2
It was a real downer
the silver lining
no cold peanut butter sandwich
ALPHA
Re: TANKERY Haiku
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2013 2:02 am
by ALPHA
PainlessWolf wrote:Good Morning,
Let me give this a try:
Parts come Friday...yes yes!
Parts bill come today...Oh No!
No Boozes money...ARRGH!
*chuckles*
warm regards,
Painless
Haiku spirit ..Yes indeed
Irony,humor. portrayed
Think of SHERMAN...booze not need
EXCELLENT Painless
ALPHA
Re: TANKERY Haiku
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2013 3:34 am
by ALPHA
Burning candles tonight.
Solve smoker problem present plight
No sleep... CRY
ALPHA
Re: TANKERY Haiku
Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2013 3:14 am
by ALPHA
Up and Coming
Machine gun Hell
Yippie
ALPHA
Re: TANKERY Haiku
Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2013 7:40 am
by PainlessWolf
Cutting so carefully.
Stabbing blade my finger open laid.
Cheese n' Rice!
regards,
The Poet Laureate of Firestone, Colorado
Re: TANKERY Haiku
Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2013 10:10 am
by jarndice
Your blade hurt me friend,
My Heiku gives me more pain,
Suffering everywhere.
Sorry Alpha I don't do poetry, shaun
Re: TANKERY Haiku
Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2013 10:13 am
by ALPHA
PainlessWolf wrote:Cutting so carefully.
Stabbing blade my finger open laid.
Cheese n' Rice!
regards,
The Poet Laureate of Firestone, Colorado
OUCH! OUCH! OUCH! and OUCH!
blood on tank floor and couch
tank properly christened
ALPHA