King Of The Hill

[vonrundstedt]

I send one of my Ex girl friends ,the one who milked me dry of every thing i owned. She rob's you of every thing, including the shirt off your back. You are forced to leave the hill, Naked!!!

  My hill

[happytanker]

unfortunately your plan backfires and women from a ten mile radius come flocking as soon as they hear that i am naked and force you back off the hill therefore leaving it to me again! 

[BREL]

the police storm the hill in riot gear and arrest you for public indecency (being naked) with a hoard of women,
leaving the hill to be claimed by me

[JTS]

Matt calls a forum meeting on the hill and everyone attends


                    Everyone's hill (once we get rid of the x'es and the headless horse etc)

[happytanker]

um.... dont know quite how to respond to that!

[tiger205]

I set up a beer tent at the bottom of the hill and tell everyone its happy hour


My hill 

[vonrundstedt]

Hmmm Trickey one......Ok. I set up a Tamiya stand next to the beer tent. On this stand, because its happy hour, there selling thier entire range of full option kits for £100 each . Unable to hold out any longer agiants the prospect of cheap beer and tanks, you leave the hill. Ha 

            My hill

[tiger205]

Nope, sorry Luke, that one doesnt work with me  Cos Im a skinflint  ::)

Now if this was Tony, he'd have said b*gger the hill... roflmao 

Still my hill 


(& I reckon you wont get many others trying with a cheap Tamiya tent AND a beer tent at the bottom of the hill either, lol)

[JTS]

Alison realises that the men's wimbledon final is on BBc iplayer and sneeks off to watch it

The hill is mine and I set about fortifying it with metres of bomb proof concrete, steel and child proof locks

My hill

[fv432]

i send my 3 yr old daughter up the hill to destroy your concrete fortifactions she disables the child proof locks and sets up peppa pig hill 105 no one dares enter for fear of her onslaught and tantrums therefore her hill me her dad my hill lmao