I thought the Ablutions was the act of goingjarndice wrote:The United States Army may call it the Latrine the British Army call it the Ablutions

Who calls it the dunny then?
This conversation reminds me of a time I was working on the first floor of a house in Wimbledon Hill with a pair of plasterers. Just the three of us in the house.
And as lads do, we lowered the tone of our conversation, and ended up keeping a tally as to which naughty parts had the most slang names for it, male or female, as we shouted back and forth, back and front of house with our "words." After some time there was a little pause in our shouting, and a little posh female voice calls up, "I bet those throats could do with some tea!"
Boy, was we quiet, you could hear a pin drop before we cried with embarrassed laughter

The male part won, but please do NOT post your names for them, because I will have to remove them

Oh, and that part of Wimbledon is very expensive, only for the very rich. For those that aren't familiar with the town.