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Re: Row off the wife.

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2024 7:57 pm
by ColemanCollector
I always thought the line "Hey, it could be hookers and blow!", would be effective.

It was not.

Mike.

Re: Row off the wife.

Posted: Sun Jul 28, 2024 6:13 am
by ongbenghui
Meter rat wrote: Thu Jul 25, 2024 5:37 pm
HERMAN BIX wrote: Mon Jul 22, 2024 10:25 am ^
I sometimes get the feeling :/
Tank arrived. I just got THE look.
I do have a recommendation, and again, at your own risk.
My suggestion is such;
1) Sell away your plastic HL leopard. She is going to bug at you over it anyway.
2) Buy her a new bag and say "Sorry".
3) Now, ask for permission to buy the latest greatest metal spec up Leopard. If step 2 is done alright, you will get a instant approval.

And be happy and merry ever after.

Re: Row off the wife.

Posted: Sun Jul 28, 2024 6:23 am
by HERMAN BIX
Or, ask to go with her to a thing she would normally go and do by herself..............really insist.............
Then if she lets you come along, she will suffer from a cramped style. Chances are she will question why you want to go along & you can say that you get bored and lonely at home & from now on you will be with her all the time :problem:
Any woman half-smart will say pretty quick that you can stay the F home and amuse yourself with them damn expensive toy things .
Job done.

Re: Row off the wife.

Posted: Sun Jul 28, 2024 4:38 pm
by Meter rat
I have suggested the above to her. I received one of the most withering look’s ever.

Re: Row off the wife.

Posted: Sun Jul 28, 2024 8:58 pm
by tankme
Two wrongs don't make a right...lol