Hmmm... giving a bit of stick to the "septic tanks":
I always refer to the 4th of July as "colonial rebelion day", Americans as "Rebel Scum", and think that "Thanksgiving" should be a UK holiday because we were the ones who got rid of a boat load of religious extremists...
And their spelling is just flat out terrible!

Mart
(with appologies to BIGMIG and our other US veiwers....

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