Scottish Rasputitsa

[Meter rat]

We’ve been sloshin’ around here since Saturday. And because of Meter rat, we’ve been sloshed, too.

Er, don’t blame me. Your responsible for you own actions. I could have done you an entire regime of fine Scottish drinking establishments.

[Herr Dr. Professor]

Blame you!? Durn tootin’ I blame you. Now my sweetheart took me on the Oban distillery tour where I was forced to drink “wee drams” of Scotch, and she bought a 75£ bottle to take home. My lifetime of purity and sobriety is ruined! And I am trying to figure out how to get her up to the room.

[Meter rat]

And I am trying to figure out how to get her up to the room.

Candy is dandy, liquor is quicker.
You could have refused to go to the distillery. There is a very tea shop around the corner. Also does a very good haggis supper.

[Estnische]

Now my sweetheart took me on the Oban distillery tour where I was forced to drink “wee drams” of Scotch, and she bought a 75£ bottle to take home.

A fine establishment it is too - I was there in July!

[Meter rat]

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Now I know some people are gullible, but I have just convinced a Londoner and his partner that A, Sporrans are made from haggis skins, and B I own and have restored a Tiger Tank.

[Herr Dr. Professor]

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