Hollywood Muzzle Effects

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I reckon that anyone once they have tried it would never go back to Kechup or Vinegar, Real thick Mayo not that blo*dy awful salad cream and of course plenty of salt.
Every January I go to hospital for a medical (scan, Blood, urine and so on) and in February I go to the Docs for the results, well that was yesterday and amongst other stuff he said he was advising my urine and Chloresterol tests become every other year rather than once a year. :thumbup:
He said you have the blood pressure of a man of 25, :haha:
I love swimming and manage a mile every morning which means I can continue with the Vodka and chips with Mayo and salt. :haha:
The only thing that annoys me is every summer when we go to the Indian Ocean for 4 week's of scuba diving my knees set off the alarms as I go through the metal detector. That's the downside of jumping which they don't tell you :thumbdown:
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jarndice wrote:I reckon that anyone once they have tried it would never go back to Kechup or Vinegar, Real thick Mayo not that blo*dy awful salad cream and of course plenty of salt.
Every January I go to hospital for a medical (scan, Blood, urine and so on) and in February I go to the Docs for the results, well that was yesterday and amongst other stuff he said he was advising my urine and Chloresterol tests become every other year rather than once a year. :thumbup:
He said you have the blood pressure of a man of 25, :haha:
I love swimming and manage a mile every morning which means I can continue with the Vodka and chips with Mayo and salt. :haha:
The only thing that annoys me is every summer when we go to the Indian Ocean for 4 week's of scuba diving my knees set off the alarms as I go through the metal detector. That's the downside of jumping which they don't tell you :thumbdown:
Shaun.
Ah, Lt.J., recently elevated to the dizzy heights of an Orifice and Gentleman (and a change of Mess?), I'm forced to admit to being envious of your physical prowess. :O At first.I thought that 'M' had arranged your yearly checkups- you know, those advising you to give up; the Balkan Sobranie, the Vodka Martinis (shaken, but not stirred..), the unrelenting combat with super villains, the bullet wounds and beluga caviar...and the other excessive horizontal entertainment :haha: :haha:
A visit to the hospital in Inverness today, showed an ankle full of Titanium screws.....like some sort of stash from a Wickes' tool mule!. Having never achieved jumping wings, and the attendant knackered knees, I shall have to display my modest metal collection to the Airport scanner in the style of Harry Worth at his trademark window. :lolno: :lolno:
Now, It's time for a wee dram of Heiland pain killer (15 years old, of course...just the way footballers like them :lolno: ) Slainte !! Maybe some chips too! (n.b. one of the commonest causes of death in Scotland: Chip pan fires. True!)
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:think: Food plus Muzzle effects........................... :think:
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OK..I got what you all are talking about.............PASSING GAS :haha: :haha:
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Bumper muzzle effect source...a Barrel b-cue :haha:
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Things to avoid before entering confined spaces :haha: :haha:
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Them there barrels look like the smoker exhausts ;) ...So standing to the side of that BBQ rig..could be hazardous to your health :haha:
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ALPHA wrote::think:
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Things to avoid before entering confined spaces :haha: :haha:
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Drat...with the exception of the red meat, you have a ALL my favourites there :haha: Luckily, (for the villagers) houses here in the Highlands are widely dispersed around the Loch..and we get lots of fresh sea breezes!
Those foodstuffs were also the staples of Josef 'Le Petomaine' Pujol, who farted for the crowned heads of Europe at the end of the 19th century. Here is a modern imitator..'Mr Methane', and he probably uses these foods as a fuel, or propellant!
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8O O...............K.......That Mr Methane needs some Beeno :haha:

Now on the subject of Red Meat....I can't believe you don't like a good steak 43 :O ..personally I can't live without it lol...Yup born to be a Carnivore :D ...have to have it ;) ...one thing that isn't on that list of Gastric Gastronomy is
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Probably the all time champ for Fart Food..........BRUSSEL SPROUTS
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HAGGIS :| ................ :haha:

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Plenty of backspin on that clever shot, General...it's already past my forehand before I can reply...But, in fact I do love good steak; it's just that according to my Quack, people with west coast Scottish (inbred) genes, such as myself, have to watch the old cholesterol.. but as for the 'tatties', 'neeps', whiskey (uisge beatha) tempting though they are, life expectancy in certain parts of Scotland (especially parts of Glasgow from whence Ma wee Maither sprang) is well below the national average :O I'm just trying to ensure that in this part- my house, that is- it's well ABOVE the national average :lolno: Thus, it's the sprouts for me..and plenty of fresh sea breeze to blow away the noxious exhaust before it fells the local sheep, or my neighbours!
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Well....about that cholesterol thing.....You must remember back in the day when experts said Eggs and Butter was bad for you ...well seems the new Experts say it's ok :wtf: and that Margarine is bad for you... :crazy: ...I've tired of such things...and just eat what makes me feel good...though I do choose leaner cuts of meat...use olive oil instead of Butter or Margarine ;)

But all in all...have come to the resolve of the ol' query ..."WHO WANTS TO LIVE FOREVER" ;)


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