King Of The Hill

[JTS]

Alison leaves the hill to tuck Katie in, EPT has been too generous to the hobo and he is demanding more tenents so EPT makes a quick exit home, once again this hill is mine and I set about reinforcing it with movement detectors attached to high velocity paint guns and cushion launchers

My hill!

[Ex_Pat_Tanker]

I return from the offy with a crate of special brew and a dozen hobo's. After getting them sutably beered up I tell them that there is more on that hill over there, and then stand back and wait for the drunken stampeed and ensuing carnage to cease...

Try tidying that mess up, Alison!

[JTS]

I use my secret weapon to repulse the hobos!
a foam canon!!

The soapy buubles have then screaming down the hill

Still my hill EPT!

[Ex_Pat_Tanker]

ah yes soap, the great nemisis of the tramping community!

[tiger205]

Try tidying that mess up, Alison!

  roflmao, wouldnt be the first time Mart, I used to work in a student union bar and a dozen hobos would have nothing on them

However, Im not going back up the hill tonight, I have spent the day clearing & tidying Katie & Aeryns bedroom and they really have defeated me...  :-\

[fv432]

OMG alison you really are brave YOUR HILL 

[tiger205]

OMG alison you really are brave YOUR HILL 

now is that for working in the bar Rob or attempting to tidy the girls room up...? lol

[JTS]

For recognition of all the hard work Alision has done in keeping the hill clean. the members of the forum have all chipped in and got Alison a two day stay at a health farm in Torquay!

Alison leaves the hill to pack her suitcase and I sneak back in along with my (ever so cute) rabid Racoon  City dobermans


The dobermans eat the crocodiles in the moat and I fill the moat with (child friendly) plastic balls, I lay a minefield of extra loud whoopee cushions and install wind machines attached to very large cannisters of itching powder!!


My hill and I intend to keep it ho ho ho!!

[happytanker]

i release the inmates of arkham asylem and the joker nicks your equippment while killer croc devours the dobermans and scarecrow gives me his fear spray and i send everyone screaming from the hill to remain gibbering wrecks and dont try any batman related comebacks coz no-one can afford to hire the actors! 

[JTS]

As you read this Alica is trying desperately to get back into her bat suit, it may take a while!