Joke of the day...
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Joke of the day...
A little boy is doing a school project about the second World War and he asks his granddad if he took part.
"Of course I did" his grandfather replies, "I've still got my medals"
"You've got medals!' the little boy replies, wide eyed and amazed. "Have you got anything else" he asks.
"Well I've still got my army rifle" his granddad says.
"You've got a rifle!" his grandson says in astonishment, "where is it?"
"It's up in the loft behind the tank" his granddad tells him.
"Blimey granddad" the little boy replies excitedly, "....... you've got a TANK!"
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"Of course I did" his grandfather replies, "I've still got my medals"
"You've got medals!' the little boy replies, wide eyed and amazed. "Have you got anything else" he asks.
"Well I've still got my army rifle" his granddad says.
"You've got a rifle!" his grandson says in astonishment, "where is it?"
"It's up in the loft behind the tank" his granddad tells him.
"Blimey granddad" the little boy replies excitedly, "....... you've got a TANK!"
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Re: Joke of the day...
I don’t get it.
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Plumbing in British houses is a mystery to Americans because unlike them we Brits have a cold Water Tank in the Loft.
I think I am about to upset someone
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Good one Wayne
Americans don't have a loft either, they have an attic
Americans don't have a loft either, they have an attic
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And you could also have a header tank up there for the heating system if one doesn't have a pressurised heating system.
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Now I get it. Tanks for the explanation.
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Re: Joke of the day...
You Brits and your dry humor! LOL
It's a cute joke!
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It's a cute joke!
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Where's the last 23 jokes of the day/s?
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